Palin Hits SNL; Rebuttal Rap

istock_000002252264xsmall.jpg Credit where it’s due, what little Sarah Palin did on last night’s Saturday Night Live was funny, and who knew the Lipsticked Pitbull could groove like that? All the mav’ricks in the house put your hands up, indeed.

Naturally, I had to answer back to that well-delivered rap that Amy Poehler did. (We heart Amy!) Here it is.

.PALIN REBUTTAL RAP
She’s Sarah Palin, gov’nor of A-K…
No matter her failings, things just go her way.
She hates moose and wolves and polar bears,
If you mess with her, First Dude Todd is there.
She says she’s for America, but don’t you see..
She’s been palling around with the A-I-P
She’ll do what she wants – doesn’t care if it’s fair.
She’ll even whip up racists … ‘cos they are everywhere!
All the mav’ricks in the house, put your hands up.
Right this way to jail.
All the mav’ricks in the house, put your hands up.
Don’t give those fools any bail!

Middle Eight courtesy of the N-R-A!
[rhythmic gunshot pattern with the sound of crying wolf cubs in the background]
When I say McCain, you say Liddy.
McCain – Liddy! McCain – Liddy!
When I say McCain, you say Keating.
McCain – Keating! McCain – Keating!
When I say Palin, you say unqualified.
Palin – Unqualified! Palin – Unqualified!
Should we Vote them down… You betcha.
Should we Vote them down… You betcha.
Should we Vote them down… You betcha.
Word up… Obama-Biden in ’08… McCain/Palin OUT.

by Natalie Davis

natalie-davis.gifNatalie Davis is an award-winning investigative reporter and interviewer who has worked in print and broadcast journalism since 1979. She earned her stripes working for WCVT, WRKA (Louisville), WCBM, CBS-Baltimore, and Sirius Satellite Radio (New York) and as a contributing writer and editor at the Baltimore Alternative and the City Paper alternative weeklies in Baltimore and Washington. Her writings have appeared in publications (print and online) around the world, including the Baltimore Sun, the Baltimore Afro, Music Monthly, Out Magazine, Metro Weekly, Bay Windows, Business Credit, Mademoiselle, Institutional Investor, and many more. A committed pacifist, Davis is also a respected progressive-issues activist, organizer, musician, and public speaker. She co-founded and still moderates the Baltimore Activists Coalition and established the still-vital The Armchair Activist effort, which promotes citizen action for peace, GLBT equality, feminism, progressive issues, and human rights. Additonally, she operates Grateful Dread Public Radio, a community service Internet radio station. Her blog, All Facts and Opinions, resides at http://gratefuldread.net.

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