In 1998, Businessman Willard “Mitt” Romney gave a speech: “Bain Capital is an investment partnership which was formed to invest in startup companies and ongoing companies, then to take an active hand in managing them and hopefully, five to eight years later, to harvest them at a significant profit.” So the successful businessman apparently now wishes to HARVEST THE UNITED STATES, as he would for a food crop. So in the spirit of Romney’s interests in cooked books, here are some recipes:
(With apologies to Betty Crocker)
The unmentioned ingredients will be available after their election
Heat rhetoric to high temperature @450`. Prepare and add Ponzi Pizza kneaded Dough. Mix rhetoric and dried unadulterated lies until smooth, add suppressed voters, Bigotry and Hate powder, Poll Goons, shredded registration forms, Rush, Sean, Bill and all other ingredients until lumpy, place in Fox News MacroWave until over done.
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Author’s Comment: Prevaricators Mitt and Paul serve up this Ponzi Pizza recipe for profit. Their recipe sucks like a Hoover . (Not the vacuum cleaner, but the Great Depression Republican Herbert Hoover) Mitt and Paul’s Ponzi Pizza is the same Herbert Hoover plan of running the country like a business. The intent is to privatize the nation to please Mitt and Paul’s voracious appetite for profit and taxpayers subsidies for the mega corporations and billionaires. * See FDR’s 1936 comment regarding Republicans at bottom of this article for simple explanation of how these recipes came into being.
GOP Chicken Hawks (those who have never been plucked for military service)
Mix all debates together for the Media to keep it cooking creating what seems to be a close hot race hoping voters start to believe it .
Let the Cordon bleu Chefs fight over how they want to cook and serve. The evening
netted Romney over $10 million at Boca Raton (Rats Mouth)
CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIES
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt attacked the Republicans in 1936 regarding their attack on taxes, job creation, and Social Security. What ever happened to the old axiom: “If we don’t learn from history, we are bound to repeat it.”
ROOSEVELT : 1936 – Warning against the GOP. ‘Let me warn you and let me warn the nation against the smooth evasion which says,’ “Of course we believe all these things; we believe in Social Security; we believe in work for the unemployed; we believe in saving homes. Cross our hearts and hope to die, we believe in all these things; but we do not like the way the present administration is doing them. Just turn them over to us. We will do all of them. We will do more of them we will do them better; and, most important of all, the doing of them will not cost anybody anything.”
Valley Dems United — Margie Murray, Editor
Published: Saturday, 3 November 2012