Tom Degan’s Right-Wing Manifesto!

merry olde englandI am now a “birther”. I now unabashedly question the geography of where the president was born, Dag nap it! If it’s good enough for Sarah Palin and Donald Trump, it’s good enough for me!

This evil, subversive plot has been in the making for damned near a half-century! By all evidence, since the moment of Obama’s birth! Here is a question that all good and decent Americans should demand an immediate answer to: Was the newspaper, the Honolulu Advertiser, in on the scheme when they printed little Barack’s bogus birth announcement on August 9, 1961? Just where the heck does that paper lean editorially? To the hard Left, I strongly suspect. Wouldn’t that just figure!

The NAACP, in coercion with the American Communist Party, Democracy NOW and Ed Asner, concocted this insidious plot deep in the basement of Noam Chomsky’s home in Cambridge, Massachusetts, in the midst of a week-long peyote mushroom binge. The elevation of this dangerous and subversive man to the highest office in this grand and glorious land of ours is only the first step in their dastardly plan. Their next objective will be to force our daughters – our little personifications of patriotism and purity – to court and co-mingle with NEGROES.

Before very long our children – your children – will be physically forced to memorize verbatim whole chapters of James Baldwin’s Native Son and The Autobiography Of Malcolm X. Trust me, it’s only a matter of time.

They must be stopped. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the country that we all hold so dear to our freedom-loving hearts. America is falling; victimized by forces who would put a foreign-born A-Rab in the seat that was once held by the sainted Ronald Reagan – RONALD REAGAN, I TELL YOU!

tom deganMy friends, now is not the time for the faint of heart. It is a time for boldness and stoutness of mind and spirit. Only our collective intestinal fortitude will defeat the Liberal cabal – those nattering nabobs of negativism – who would burn our beloved country down. The time has come to give America back to the real Americans. My fellow citizens, you ignore me at your own peril….

And one more thing we must never ever forget: Barack and Michelle Obama named their two daughters, “Sasha” and “Malia”. What’s up with that???

But seriously, folks….

Tom Degan
The Rant

Afterthought:

The Photograph at the top of this piece was taken in merrie olde England last May during our journey to the Abbey Road studios. It was somewhere in London but I can’t remember the exact location. Do any of my British friends recognize it?

Cheerio! Pip! Pip!

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