When I think of Kim Jong Un, I think “bad hair” – shaved on the sides and the rest straight up, apparently because he thinks that makes him look slimmer and taller, which would obviously be what you’d want if you were Kim Jong Un.
Monday, 17 April 17 Dear Mr President, Your remarks Thursday about the dropping of the MOAB bomb seem to be your first public statement about your relationship to the military, and one short paragraph tells me that you need some help. As a former army officer, I thought I might give you a few tips. […]
Friday, 14 April 2017 Dear Mr President, The thing about plagiarism that some people, like Senator Rand Paul and your brand-new Supreme Court justice, Neil Gorsuch, don’t understand, is that it’s the theft of ideas – not just of words. As an English professor, I taught university students for more than 30 years, and a […]
In 1944, German General Dietrich von Choltitz is reported to have refused orders to burn Paris to the ground. I’m wondering whether American generals, ordered on a whim to nuke Baghdad or Pyongyang will have that kind of courage.
Your action last night was no heroic adventure – so spare us the lines from the movies about “a tough call” and “the loneliness of command”. Don’t swagger around today bragging about your victory, your toughness, or your “deal”.
Is he there to prolong your administration by making the public afraid to have you impeached? If so, make him even more ridiculous by ordering him to bring the documents balanced on his head. He will do it.
calls me into the Oval, tells me how he’s attracted to beauty, then looks like he’s going to grab me, so I always hold Volume 379 of the Federal Reporter, Second Series in front of me.”
No problem about style with Ivanka, not at all. But decorum? A little situational awareness? A disaster!
Your efforts to save Trumpcare from Ryancare by implying differences that no one can quite figure out have been heroic. And in the unlikely event that the outcome is unfavorable, it will have been Ryancare that was defeated.
Dan Embree: I see that you’ve removed Mike Pence as an addressee on the “Contact the White House” website. This makes sense because he doesn’t actually live there – though in fairness to him, he’s pretty clearly planning on it.
Dan Embree: I didn’t think I would get this far before I was cut off or the Secret Service knocked on my door with a warrant for violation of the Federal Irony Act. But, as proof that nobody actually reads Trump’s mail, all that has happened is I’ve been added to his Buddies List.