Dan Embree: “That’s our guy!” cheered Big Luster Gufstafson, who noted that you were encouraging immigration from non-shithole countries like Norway.
Dan Embree: A genius move was to lure that fake writer, Michael Wolff, into the White House where he fell into your trap and dragged some staffers into it after him, confessing that they consider you child-like, mentally unstable, crazy, and stupid.
Dan Embree: Melba Thumper drove all the way to Albuquerque and stood in line before dawn to get a copy, and she’s been serving up snippets to her customers along with the beer. They’re almost all Trumpons, of course, but it’s easy to see they’re fascinated.
Dan Embree: I’m wondering why I got ten replies to a letter I didn’t send. I have several hypotheses. You could check the one that applies.
Dan Embree: Finally, the Bannon book (OK, the Wolff book) revealing that Jared is a “suck-up”, that Ivanka is “dumb as a brick”, that Junior will “crack like an egg” once Mueller shines a light in his face, and that you are “an idiot surrounded by clowns”.
Dan Embree: Podium Mistress: “I’ll make those little size-nine smart-asses with their little mocking smiles and their little accurate facts and their crisp little memories for what I said yesterday wish they’d gone to nursing school.”
Dan Embree: Charles and David K, having proved the cringing obedience of congressional Republicans, will demand a Constitutional amendment outlawing campaign contributions below $100,000.
Dan Embree: When Rachel Maddow refers to “Flynn’s Turkey Links”, she means: A) Connections between your former aide and the country who was ACTUALLY paying him….
Dan Embree: Today a MAGA-Meister, the Greatest Ever, has been born unto you. This will be a sign unto you: in town, you will find a fat man looking and acting like a baby wrapped in swaddling clothes (whatever that means) and eating cheeseburgers.
Dan Embree: You may not be able, at least in the short term, to prevent the scientists from thinking with the term “science-based”, but if you prevent them from spreading its use in print, you may be able, eventually, to keep the inhabitants of your counties in Michigan and Pennsylvania from believing in it.
Dan Embree: It’s not that we were fond of her, since truth to tell, we had never heard of her, and not because we appreciated the work she did as Director of White House Communications, since we were unaware that the White House worried about communications enough to direct it
Dan Embree: Not a disaster! And not my fault! It was Mitch and the write-ins and that pedi . . . peder . . . pedo . . . whatever. I’m not responsible for this catastrophe!
Dan Embree: I think you’ve got her confused with Hope Hicks, She’s the one who sits at his feet and steams his pants. While he’s wearing them. I read that in Business Insider.