Dan Embree: The clear winner is E. Scott Lloyd. His penchant for controlling women made him a zealous crusader against abortion and contraception and qualified him as Director of Refugee Resettlement
Dan Embree: First I’ll declare an emergency! Then I’ll have special powers to keep the mill from turning. Next I’ll promise to stop it, then issue a deadline, then a one-year warning. Then we’ll see what happens.
Dan Embree: Sarah Sanders replied, ‘There is no truth to the Seattle story whatsoever. And they were called brothels. Top quality.”
Dan Embree: AG Jeff Sessions enjoyed your “total confidence” until his recusal revealed him to be “mentally retarded” and a “dumb Southerner” – the very traits you were counting on to save you.
Dan Embree: “Not my fault,” he whimpers. “Your parents did it. They should have kept you in Guatemala. I thought you would become a gang member.”
Dan Embree: More interesting than the trivial slip – which at most revealed your pretense of familiarity with Tim Cook – was your claim of superior business acumen.
Dan Embree: The President’s innate delicacy makes him sensitive to the feelings of the people he talks to, only speaking frankly when they’re not around.
Dan Embree: While you and Kim were sipping lukewarm green tea and basking in memories of Singapore, Cohen was sharing red meat with Congress.
Dan Embree: I used to teach writing in San Quentin Prison. A lot of my students’ papers demonstrated the same lack of focus, the same repetition, contradiction, scatter-shot structure. Just sayin’.
Dan Embree: Those four words – “I am extremely unhappy” – betrayed that your cause is not so much about ideology as about ego – the matter not public, but personal.
Dan Embree: I want photos of Venezuelan terrorists wrapped in prayer rugs carrying women wrapped in duct tape.”
Dan Embree: Former mortgage-forecloser and current Treasury Secretary Steven “Shark” Mnuchin was disappointed that it had ended so suddenly: “I was just about to jump back in.”
Dan Embree: “No time for that now, sir. Also not later. You’re needed at once in the Oval Office. There’s an emergency. I’ll explain on the way. Bring that Bible along, will you?”