Dan Embree: “Listen, we can make a deal. Arms deal? Move your capital? Launder your kopeks? Conquer the Bulgarians?”
Dan Embree: Those with doubts about La Infanta Ivanka’s princessicity should consider the assurance with which she speaks on matters of which she has no concept.
Dan Embree: It mattered that a chemistry professor had won a silver star. We learned from them things they did not exactly teach – it might be better to say that we imbibed things that they embodied.
Dan Embree: Get the name of our agent in the Kremlin who spilled the beans on my deal with Vlad. The CIA calls him ‘Beano’, so I think he’s Mexican.”
Dan Embree: “Infrastructure?” suggested Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney. “Like the pretended purpose of that meeting? Maybe they actually have a plan to fix roads and bridges.”
Dan Embree: “Foreign policy? Take Kim. Trump’s gone from ‘Fire and Fury’ to ‘Fell in Love’ to ‘Forget about Him’. Then it was Venezuela. Now it’s Iran.”
Dan Embree: She carried one of those brassy scale things in one hand and a sort of sword thing in the other. She made me nervous, crossing her legs under that long, slinky gown.
Dan Embree: Order your pilot to buzz the demonstrators who will be gathered outside the two steel barriers that you demanded be erected to keep all members of the public from viewing the event.
Dan Embree: I haven’t been an “activist” since I came back from Viet Nam and joined some other guys in protesting a war we had seen up close and ugly.
Dan Embree: The clear winner is E. Scott Lloyd. His penchant for controlling women made him a zealous crusader against abortion and contraception and qualified him as Director of Refugee Resettlement
Dan Embree: First I’ll declare an emergency! Then I’ll have special powers to keep the mill from turning. Next I’ll promise to stop it, then issue a deadline, then a one-year warning. Then we’ll see what happens.
Dan Embree: Sarah Sanders replied, ‘There is no truth to the Seattle story whatsoever. And they were called brothels. Top quality.”
Dan Embree: AG Jeff Sessions enjoyed your “total confidence” until his recusal revealed him to be “mentally retarded” and a “dumb Southerner” – the very traits you were counting on to save you.