Dan Embree: From now on, the focus will shift to the question of how some 87-odd chance meetings of GRU agents and oligarchs with members of the president’s campaign came to be warped into a witch hunt focused on the president himself.
Dan Embree: Cohen is talking about the pre-planning meeting, which is absurd as everyone on the campaign knows because they never planned anything, let alone pre.
Dan Embree: “When he says ‘Grab’ the WH staff knows he means ‘Grab her by the pussy’” she said. “We hear this all the time, and we know how to react –we get behind a desk.”
Dan Embree: “By the way, you know those rumors about recording my . . . special guests . . . in the Moscow Ritz-Carlton – you didn’t really do that, did you?”
Can Embree: O Lord of Hosts, Thou who delivered the Children of Israel out of the Land of Egypt, please deliver these Children of Guatemala, etc. out of this land, before they devour it like those locusts did, as the story goes.
Dan Embree: Scott Pruitt – Secret Service code name “Swamp CReature of the United States” or simply SCROTUS – was observed at midnight last night struggling to drag a king-sized mattress across the sidewalk to an Uber in front of EPA headquarters.
Dan Embree: We’ll bring you the blessings of civilization – gunpowder, mandatory religion (ours), sexual-repression, witch-hunting, and a stock market. Also a dress code – some of your costumes are frankly disgusting.
Dan Embree: Suffer the little children to come unto me. That wasn’t George Washington talking, and sure as Hell not Donald J. Trump. It was Jesus. Go unto him in your own damned country.
Dan Embree: As Homeland Security Secretary Nielsen explained, “If there’s one thing they know, it’s borders. The days of Canucks sneaking over for sprees at the Baudette, Minnesota Wal-Mart are over!”
Dan Embree: “It’s the level where the president is rich and talks only to other rich guys. Where he runs a business out of his office, renting hotel rooms to diplomats and golf-carts to his body-guards.”
Friday, 1 June 2018 Dear Mr President, Most of the guys down at the Retrofit have already ordered their Trump pre-Nobel Singapore medallions for $19.95 – “the same price as for the Winky-Dinky-coffee-grinder-and-potato-slicer-but-wait-there’s-more-5-lbs-of-potatoes-with-the-first-100-orders” – Melba Thumper pointed out. But rancher Huff Swaggar, was waiting for the price to drop. “At $6.95, they’ll be worthless,” he […]
Dan Embree: “I was just obeying orders,” Nassar testified. “In those days, everybody thought fondling patients was cool. I’ll never ever do it again.” Senate gives bipartisan confirmation.
Dan Embree: Sarah Huckabee Sanders: “There’s a very big different between making an honest mistake and purposely misleading the American people.”