Dan Embree: Finally, the Bannon book (OK, the Wolff book) revealing that Jared is a “suck-up”, that Ivanka is “dumb as a brick”, that Junior will “crack like an egg” once Mueller shines a light in his face, and that you are “an idiot surrounded by clowns”.
Dan Embree: Podium Mistress: “I’ll make those little size-nine smart-asses with their little mocking smiles and their little accurate facts and their crisp little memories for what I said yesterday wish they’d gone to nursing school.”
Dan Embree: Charles and David K, having proved the cringing obedience of congressional Republicans, will demand a Constitutional amendment outlawing campaign contributions below $100,000.
Dan Embree: When Rachel Maddow refers to “Flynn’s Turkey Links”, she means: A) Connections between your former aide and the country who was ACTUALLY paying him….
Dan Embree: Today a MAGA-Meister, the Greatest Ever, has been born unto you. This will be a sign unto you: in town, you will find a fat man looking and acting like a baby wrapped in swaddling clothes (whatever that means) and eating cheeseburgers.
Dan Embree: You may not be able, at least in the short term, to prevent the scientists from thinking with the term “science-based”, but if you prevent them from spreading its use in print, you may be able, eventually, to keep the inhabitants of your counties in Michigan and Pennsylvania from believing in it.
Dan Embree: It’s not that we were fond of her, since truth to tell, we had never heard of her, and not because we appreciated the work she did as Director of White House Communications, since we were unaware that the White House worried about communications enough to direct it
Dan Embree: Not a disaster! And not my fault! It was Mitch and the write-ins and that pedi . . . peder . . . pedo . . . whatever. I’m not responsible for this catastrophe!
Dan Embree: I think you’ve got her confused with Hope Hicks, She’s the one who sits at his feet and steams his pants. While he’s wearing them. I read that in Business Insider.
Dan Embree: The establishment Republicans here in Gatos Gordos are trying to hide their glee at their party’s loss, but they know that Steve Bannon has been emasculated, and hypermasculation was all he had going for him.
Dan Embree: Melba’s idea is that you use your bully pulpit – Note: the word “bully” here could be misunderstood – to make kids grasp the need for a Generous, Reflective, Orderly Willingness To Foster Unifying Principles. She wants to call the program GROWTFUP!
Dan Embree: Now the state Republican committee has refused to endorse our county chair, Orrin Romney, for Mayor of Sal Si Puede, who is not even a nephew of whatshisname, unless he stops using the last part, which is awkward because it’s his last name.
Dan Embree: It looks like their candidate will be Rod Pipes, currently out on bail on his latest molestation charge – his sixth, but none have stuck so far, so he’s back to driving the school bus.