Dan Embree: AG Jeff Sessions enjoyed your “total confidence” until his recusal revealed him to be “mentally retarded” and a “dumb Southerner” – the very traits you were counting on to save you.
Dan Embree: “Not my fault,” he whimpers. “Your parents did it. They should have kept you in Guatemala. I thought you would become a gang member.”
Dan Embree: More interesting than the trivial slip – which at most revealed your pretense of familiarity with Tim Cook – was your claim of superior business acumen.
Dan Embree: The President’s innate delicacy makes him sensitive to the feelings of the people he talks to, only speaking frankly when they’re not around.
Dan Embree: While you and Kim were sipping lukewarm green tea and basking in memories of Singapore, Cohen was sharing red meat with Congress.
Dan Embree: I used to teach writing in San Quentin Prison. A lot of my students’ papers demonstrated the same lack of focus, the same repetition, contradiction, scatter-shot structure. Just sayin’.
Dan Embree: Those four words – “I am extremely unhappy” – betrayed that your cause is not so much about ideology as about ego – the matter not public, but personal.
Dan Embree: I want photos of Venezuelan terrorists wrapped in prayer rugs carrying women wrapped in duct tape.”
Dan Embree: Former mortgage-forecloser and current Treasury Secretary Steven “Shark” Mnuchin was disappointed that it had ended so suddenly: “I was just about to jump back in.”
Dan Embree: “No time for that now, sir. Also not later. You’re needed at once in the Oval Office. There’s an emergency. I’ll explain on the way. Bring that Bible along, will you?”
Dan Embree: “Don’t try that crap with me, Fatso,” she growls and smacks him across the knees with her umbrella.
Dan Embree: “Try to elevate your diction, sir. Because of that Muslim congresswoman’s remarks, the press is already replaying dozens of your public obscenities – like saying that Hillary got schlonged.”
Dan Embree: Since No-Way Nancy won’t fund a border wall, we’re building a White House wall. Russia will pay for it. Same plan – 30 feet high, shiny steel, topped with razor wire, with firing loops every 25 feet.