Dan Embree: “I know for a fact there are a lot of happy people in this room because [you’re in my presence and I’ve just given you a very special Christmas gift] – Jerusalem.
Dan Embree: When your lawyers assure you and the public that “collusion is not a crime”, they are choosing to cover the accusations against you and your campaign with a term they know is irrelevant.
Dan Embree: TV commercials feature a woman in black leather leotard wielding a whip while actors resembling Roy Moore and Harvey Weinstein lead small children in healthy games.
Dan Embree: Charles I had tried out the idea of personal power by saying, “Princes are not bound to give an account of their Actions but to God alone.” Less elegant than the French, the English parliament settled that theological argument with an axe.
Dan Embree: Right after the stripping and fondling of 14-year-old Leigh Corfman came to light, Alabama Auditor Jim Ziegler stated that since Mary was a teenager when she conceived Jesus, no violation occurred with Leigh – and a state auditor ought to know.
Dan Embree: Last week it was her unforgivable error in misdirecting your diplomatic tweet, intended for British Prime Minister Theresa May, to Ms Theresa May Scrivener, a “mum from Bognor Regis” in the south of England.
Dan Embree: I warned you about this a week or so ago, and I know you tried to take my advice to screw up the process, but the Senate was so eager to please their masters that they simply ignored your support for domestic child molesters and foreign white supremacists.
Dan Embree: Paul Manafort allegedly served briefly as Trump’s campaign manager, but there is no documentation besides a 20-second video of him gliding through an airport.
Dan Embree: So yeah, Eric is a little too clumsy to swim in political waters, and a little too quick to dive into the shallow end of the pool. But it’s all because he is trying too hard to catch up with Son Number One, who has already proven his mastery of clandestine international intrigue involving politics and adoptions.
Dan Embree: I suppose you already know that Erik Prince, free-lance mercenary and wannabe secret agent, billionaire brother to your billionaire Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, will be testifying to the House Intelligence Committee today.
Dan Embree: What’s with the DeeNay bit? I thought they were Navaho. Whatever. How! You’re Cohen? Hey, I knew your mother in Queens.
Dan Embree: No, the passions of many deeply religious Alabamians are activated by infallible and automatic triggers (words or images), that by-pass rational filters and send a jolt of religious voltage directly to the unconscious core of their beings.
Dan Embree: The voice belongs to a gay African-American Muslim rapper who goes by Slink Snooper, and he is famous for doing voices, often both sides of an incriminating conversation.