Dan Embree: Those four words – “I am extremely unhappy” – betrayed that your cause is not so much about ideology as about ego – the matter not public, but personal.
Dan Embree: I want photos of Venezuelan terrorists wrapped in prayer rugs carrying women wrapped in duct tape.”
Dan Embree: Former mortgage-forecloser and current Treasury Secretary Steven “Shark” Mnuchin was disappointed that it had ended so suddenly: “I was just about to jump back in.”
Dan Embree: “No time for that now, sir. Also not later. You’re needed at once in the Oval Office. There’s an emergency. I’ll explain on the way. Bring that Bible along, will you?”
Dan Embree: “Don’t try that crap with me, Fatso,” she growls and smacks him across the knees with her umbrella.
Dan Embree: “Try to elevate your diction, sir. Because of that Muslim congresswoman’s remarks, the press is already replaying dozens of your public obscenities – like saying that Hillary got schlonged.”
Dan Embree: Since No-Way Nancy won’t fund a border wall, we’re building a White House wall. Russia will pay for it. Same plan – 30 feet high, shiny steel, topped with razor wire, with firing loops every 25 feet.
Dan Embree: The so-called Governor of California has refused my offer of a thousand illegal Honduran teenagers to rake the tumbleweeds from under the redwoods.
Dan Embree: At a speech in Kansas City this month, you praised community organizations “right here in St Louis”, which caused John Kelly to say “See, I told you” to John Bolton, who replied “Duh”
Dan Embree: His eyes steal a wary glance at your performance from behind and to the side, his usual position. His mouth is set grimly, as he struggles to get a grip, if only on his knee.
Dan Embree: What I need O Lord is a little light and guidance on the 25th Amendment as respects the removal of President Trump from office
Dan Embree: In any case, you pretended that no one had seen what everyone had seen. I guess that’s your major strength – your ability to make up and impose on others an obviously false reality. Melania pretends to think you’re faithful. Kelly pretends to think you’re smart. Your “base” pretends to think you’re one of them.
Dan Embree: “Listen, I’m just the eyes and ears of the White House at DOJ. Donald Trump is . . . you know . . . the sort of . . . you might say . . . brains. I barely know him, by the way.”