Dan Embree: “Dear Agatha: Can you describe this game, Devil’s Triangle, that Brett played with his buddies? We play games at 4-H and would like to try it. We can’t drink yet. Can we play it with Coke? ”
Dan Embree: Kellyanne Conway warned against any “fishing expedition” that would expose crimes not already known. “That would be unfair to any nominee who has so far covered up a violent past.”
Dan Embree: Slowly word spread through town. Girlfriends and wives smiled and shook their heads. Men asked one another how they were doing. “Harder and harder,” was the grim reply. More signatures.
Dan Embree: Now that Manafort has flipped, I’ll pardon him and the rest of them and destroy the whole Witch Hunt in one stroke. Then I’ll order Maria Butina freed from federal custody and fly to Moscow with her on Air Force One.
Dan Embree: Rudy has told everyone to ignore it – like when Trump says that 18 Puerto Ricans died from Hurricane Maria despite being (who knew?) on an island.
Dan Embree: Nielsen–She has no time for conspiracies. She’s trying to figure out how all those kids got into all those cages.
Dan Embree: The doorman’s story is that back in 2015 he had an account of an alleged affair between you and a Trump Tower maid – which affair somehow resulted in the birth of a child. Mr P. bought the story and then buried it in his safe.
Dan Embree: The Congress shall have the sole power to declare war; this power shall not be pre-empted by any executive order to employ military force of a magnitude that a state of war would naturally ensue.
Dan Embree: “Ninny?” “Not insulting enough.” “Nincompoop?” “Too hard to say.” “Nerd?” “His base loves that one, but he’s already used it in public for Bernie, Little Marco, the entire press corps, and the 400-pound guy in New Jersey who hacked the DNC.”
Dan Embree: From now on, the focus will shift to the question of how some 87-odd chance meetings of GRU agents and oligarchs with members of the president’s campaign came to be warped into a witch hunt focused on the president himself.
Dan Embree: Cohen is talking about the pre-planning meeting, which is absurd as everyone on the campaign knows because they never planned anything, let alone pre.
Dan Embree: “When he says ‘Grab’ the WH staff knows he means ‘Grab her by the pussy’” she said. “We hear this all the time, and we know how to react –we get behind a desk.”
Dan Embree: “By the way, you know those rumors about recording my . . . special guests . . . in the Moscow Ritz-Carlton – you didn’t really do that, did you?”