Dan Embree: Rudy has told everyone to ignore it – like when Trump says that 18 Puerto Ricans died from Hurricane Maria despite being (who knew?) on an island.
Dan Embree: Nielsen–She has no time for conspiracies. She’s trying to figure out how all those kids got into all those cages.
Dan Embree: The doorman’s story is that back in 2015 he had an account of an alleged affair between you and a Trump Tower maid – which affair somehow resulted in the birth of a child. Mr P. bought the story and then buried it in his safe.
Dan Embree: The Congress shall have the sole power to declare war; this power shall not be pre-empted by any executive order to employ military force of a magnitude that a state of war would naturally ensue.
Dan Embree: “Ninny?” “Not insulting enough.” “Nincompoop?” “Too hard to say.” “Nerd?” “His base loves that one, but he’s already used it in public for Bernie, Little Marco, the entire press corps, and the 400-pound guy in New Jersey who hacked the DNC.”
Dan Embree: From now on, the focus will shift to the question of how some 87-odd chance meetings of GRU agents and oligarchs with members of the president’s campaign came to be warped into a witch hunt focused on the president himself.
Dan Embree: Cohen is talking about the pre-planning meeting, which is absurd as everyone on the campaign knows because they never planned anything, let alone pre.
Dan Embree: “When he says ‘Grab’ the WH staff knows he means ‘Grab her by the pussy’” she said. “We hear this all the time, and we know how to react –we get behind a desk.”
Dan Embree: “By the way, you know those rumors about recording my . . . special guests . . . in the Moscow Ritz-Carlton – you didn’t really do that, did you?”
Can Embree: O Lord of Hosts, Thou who delivered the Children of Israel out of the Land of Egypt, please deliver these Children of Guatemala, etc. out of this land, before they devour it like those locusts did, as the story goes.
Dan Embree: Scott Pruitt – Secret Service code name “Swamp CReature of the United States” or simply SCROTUS – was observed at midnight last night struggling to drag a king-sized mattress across the sidewalk to an Uber in front of EPA headquarters.
Dan Embree: We’ll bring you the blessings of civilization – gunpowder, mandatory religion (ours), sexual-repression, witch-hunting, and a stock market. Also a dress code – some of your costumes are frankly disgusting.
Dan Embree: As Homeland Security Secretary Nielsen explained, “If there’s one thing they know, it’s borders. The days of Canucks sneaking over for sprees at the Baudette, Minnesota Wal-Mart are over!”