The liberal mainstream media and the even more liberal education establishment have been making a big deal lately about how our children are falling behind in math, and how we need to put more money into teaching subjects like mathematics. And our closet Muslim former president, Barack Hussein Obama, joined the chorus, calling for even more money to be thrown down the rat hole of the federal Education Department, so it can pursue its jackbooted objective of imposing totalitarian rule on the nation’s schools. Thank God we finally have a good Christian President and Secretary of Education!
It’s time for patriotic Americans to stand up and say, “No More!” Few Americans realize that the numbers we use every day are actually Arabic numbers!
It’s time for patriotic Americans to stand up and say, “No More!” Few Americans realize that the numbers we use every day are actually Arabic numbers! Every time we write a check we slide deeper into cultural subversion. And our taxes! We have to use Arabic numbers. We always knew the IRS was suspect, but few knew that they were actually agents of Arab cultural subversion. Why, even the Bible itself is now printed with Arabic numbers for chapter and verse. This must be rooted out!
We are a Christian Nation, and the fact is that there is ABSOLUTELY NO ALGEBRA IN THE BIBLE! Why should we be teaching our children an unbiblical ideology? Noah could build the Ark just knowing how to count cubits. Why, most children today have no knowledge of cubits, a good Biblical measure. Instead, the Liberal Establishment is trying to indoctrinate them with this secular doctrine, algebra. It’s all part of the liberal plot to enslave America.
Think about it. Algebra is all about equality! They want us to think that equality is correct. If the two sides of an algebra equation aren’t equal, they’re wrong. How un-American can it be, to demand perfect equality? It’s utopian socialism, that’s what!
They don’t want us to know that, not only is algebra not in the Bible; it is in fact an INVENTION OF THE ARABS, who are Muslims, as everyone knows. The very word is an Arabic word! Every time one of our children even pronounces that word, they slide deeper into the sinister Oriental secularist plot to bring Shariah Law to our very homes.
So stand up, America! We don’t need no algebra. We draw the line at good American multiplication and division. Long division. With pens. Without erasers. With Roman numerals. Make America great again!