It's damned-near as certain as the sun setting in the western sky this afternoon. Jeb Bush wants to move into the Bush family's home at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue -- the one that they sublet in 2009. He's not only started his very own political action committee, but he's actually severed his ties to anything and anyone connected with finance and investments.
Given the historical and sickening greed of the family Bush -- going all the way back to the 1940s (Grandpa Prescott continued to do business with the Nazis when it was forbidden by law to do so) -- that move in itself is enough to convince the mightiest of skeptics that John E. "Jeb" Bush (George Dubya's slightly brighter younger brother) is playing for keeps.
This is too good to be true. Monday was the 70th anniversary of the marriage of George H.W. and Barbara Bush. What better time for an honest assessment of the Bush brand, ay?
As much damage as that family has managed to do to this country over a period of nearly half a century, I find it ironic and amazing that any of them can still be taken seriously by anyone. But they are and there's nothing any thinking person can do to alter that grim reality. Let's just roll with the punches.
What will be more amusing than anything (assuming he gets the nomination) will be to watch him desperately trying to convince the country what a disaster Barack Obama has been as chief executive, and that we should go back to the policies that worked so well when his half-witted brother was in charge of things. You'll be so good to recall that in January of 2009, the month Bush mercifully vacated the Executive Mansion, three quarters of a million jobs were being drained each month from the United States economy. We're now at month number 57 in job growth (Or is it 58 months? To tell you the truth, I've lost count).
I don't envy Jeb at all. He needs to convince the American people that they were better off under conservative "rule". I don't dare call it "leadership".
You can count on both houses of the Republican-controlled congress to try and tank the economy between now and November of 2016 in order to make Jeb's election all-the-more of a sure thing. They don't give a damn about the welfare of the people they're sworn to represent.
Oh, yeah, this is going to be very amusing indeed.
There's another reason why Jeb's quest for the presidency is not the gargantuan hurdle you might imagine it to be. After the first debate between Al Gore and Brother Dubya, it was obvious to anyone bothering to pay attention that the First-Fool-to-Be was dumber than a sack of moldy rocks. No one was more aware of the hideous little thug's intellectual limitations than Jeb. As governor of Florida, he and his secretary of state, Katherine Harris, devised a scheme that removed 57,000 African Americans from the voting rolls in 2000. It worked. Before all of the votes were counted, Bush was appointed president by a right-wing-dominated Supreme Court. The result was the most incompetent, destructive administration in American history. Remember how sweetly that worked out for you? Then again, maybe you don't. Think.
You forget these cold, hard truths to your own detriment, America. Just thought I'd mention that.
As for me, I'll be perfectly content if, on January 20, 2017, a third President Bush in a generation is tossed the keys to the White House. As I've said more times than I can count, the lower this once-great nation sinks into the ideological cesspool, the higher my stock rises. Vote for Jeb - please.
The biggest obstacle facing Jeb will be the perception problem. Jeb has been planning this run for years. Why do you think he's tried to position himself as a moderate since the village idiot of Crawford, Texas, left Washington in 2009? When he lived in the Florida governor's mansion, he ran that state with policies that were decidedly to the right of center -- in many cases extremely to the right.
After the debacle of his brother's reign of error and terror, he must have felt that he needed to moderate himself somewhat. But now that he'll be entering the GOP primaries a year from now, he has to take on positions that are palatable to the crazies who have overtaken the Republican party. If that dilemma weren't funny enough, once he gets the nomination, he has to run like hell back to the political center.
Did I mention how amusing this is going to be?
Hillary Clinton -- at this point anyway -- is the presumptive 2016 Democratic nominee. There is a very good chance she will be the next president. I'm not very happy about that possibility. The thought of two Clinton administrations is depressing enough - BUT THREE BUSHES??? That could send the United States into a permanent tailspin -- assuming that we're not there already. We need to wake up to the harsh reality that conservatism as a form of governance is unworkable. This is not a new idea I'm peddling here; this is an inarguable, historical truth. It's unfathomable to me that a potential Jeb Bush candidacy is being taken seriously by anyone.
The Brothers Bush are not very different than each other in terms of ideology, they are both hard-lined conservatives who believe that still more tax breaks for the one percent are the best thing for the, well, one percent. Patriarch Pappy Bush once called this scheme "voodoo economics. After he was taken on in 1980 as Ronald Reagan's running mate, he got with the program. Since then, he and his sons have cautioned patience. Don't worry, they tell us, the wealth will trickle down to all of you eventually! Thirty five years later, we wait still.
Happy new year, everyone.