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Mushroom Mario Kart

Stormy Daniels

I felt a little guilty but I wanted to know what the heck a Mario Kart Mushroom looked like. You probably wanted to know too or you wouldn't be here. Stormy Daniels has been painting an ugly picture of number 45 for months but this latest visual has got to be the worst.

Somehow I sense that there may be some truth to her characterization. I'm no psychologist but his behavior suggests that maybe he feels inadequate and tries to compensate by exaggerating.

But it's hard to feel sorry for the guy. Thus far every prediction Michael Avenatti, the attorney representing Daniels, has made has come to pass. With the litany of wrongdoings coming out of the campaign and the administration of the 45th President of the United States and the daily offerings of "Breaking News" dominating the airwaves because of this man, Stormy Daniels' memoir comes as no surprise. January 2017 marked the beginning of a dark hour for this nation.

But every once in a while, a little levity comes to the surface. This is one of those moments.

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Mushroom Mario Kart

Mushroom Mario Kart

I'm long past the time in my life when cartoon characters like Mushroom Mario Kart mean anything to me. Heck, I didn't even know what the thing looked like so I had to Googled it. This is what I found. This is the thing Stormy Daniels likened to number 45's man parts. She compares his organ to this cartoonish mushroom.

After Googling Mushroom Mario Kart and finding this image, I debated with myself over the values of posting this. This isn't the kind of story we usually distribute. But obviously, I finally decided to go with it. Partly because it's already gone viral.

This kind of story would never have gone viral with any other president but 45 sets himself up for this type of ridicule with his never ending bullying and constant name calling.

This story has been picked up by outlets such as Business Insider, Esquire, Huffington Post, and Slate. to name a few.

So here's a quote from Stormy Daniels' memoir where she refers to the President of the United States, "He knows he has an unusual penis … It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.” She goes on to say, “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.” And finally, "It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."

Sharon Kyle
Publisher, LA Progressive