Hello, Pot? This Is Kettle Calling!


Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney

Abuse of power. Violations of ethical standards. Using an official position to pursue personal interests. Cover ups. Failing to co-operate with an investigation.

Oh, yes: Lying.

After eight years of Congress letting George Bush and Dick Cheney get away with all of these high crimes and misdemeanors, it took a heavily Republican-dominated committee of the Alaska state legislature to call out a senior government official for malfeasance.

Put bluntly, the Legislative Council nails Gov. Sarah Palin for abusing her office, authority and state employees to settle a personal score with a former relative.

She is the pot who spent all of last week calling the kettle black.

Sarah, the GOP’s “everywoman,” turns out to be a cheap political weasler.

She is the “hockey mom” who holds a wooden cross of goodness and light high above her head yet turns out to be a craven idol, a yard gnome being carted around the real world by pranksters.

The supposed ally of a “Joe Sixpack” who’s trying to survive financially after a disastrous Republican president ruined the economy is nothing more than the Wizard of Oz in cheap pumps, hiding behind a curtain of false sanctimony. At least the Wizard of Oz tried doing some good; all Palin did this week was promote fear and hate mongering.

Set aside the $35,000 sun tanning bed she installed in the governor’s igloo; forget about charging the state $19,000 for days when she was living in her own home; forget about her whining that she couldn’t always use a state airplane when she wanted to go somewhere; forget about her not remembering the name of a single newspaper she reads; forget about claiming she fired the cook at the governor’s mansion when all she did was change the title and assign the cook’s salary – but not her duties – to a different department; forget about her lack of knowledge, understanding or even curiosity about the world; forget about her attending five universities in six years; forget about her countless gaffes uttered during interviews; forget about her suspicious connections to a group that demands Alaska secede from the Union.

Forget about all of that.

All you need to know about Sarah Palin is that she is a mean, vindictive, political climber who abuses her public trust regularly, sending the little mister and her official staff out in her name to get someone fired that she doesn’t like.

Not even during the heyday of the Cook County Illinois Democratic machine with all of its tentacles reaching onto every street corner in the city and no civil service anywhere would the original Mayor Daley (father of the current Mayor Daley) ever try pulling a stunt like this. I know: I lived in Chicago during the last seven years of the life, times and mayorship of the beloved and all-powerful “Hizzoner.”

charley-james.jpgSarah Palin is the “Peter Principle” come to life.

Worse, with the documented evidence of abusing her office, violating the law, using her office to pursue personal interests, engaging in cover ups, failing to co-operate with investigators and lying, she is Dick Cheney in drag.

Charley James
The Progressive Curmudgeon

If you’re born in Milwaukee, you are born a Democrat. And so I gravitated naturally to liberal politics, first as journalist and then an activist. I’ve been writing since I was eight years old and, after working in newsrooms for far too long, I have devoted much of the past decade as an independent investigative journalist. When not writing about politics or George Bush, I scribble out essays on the peculiarities of modern times.

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  1. Tamu says

    Hey Charley, I was born in Milwaukee, St.Anthony’s, and no matter where I’ve migrated to I connect with the open minded, truthseeking of a hardcore Liberal. Is that what we were born to be? Wow.

    • says

      Hi Tamu …

      It may be that we all find each other, a political version of six degrees.

      My family lived on Washington Blvd. with my grandparents until my sister was born. Then we moved to a new development in Wauwatosa where everyone had two kids and a mortgage made possible by the GI Bill.

  2. Bill L says

    Why doesn’t the decent folks of the great state of AK start a
    paper to impeach this Lady gov of YOUR state!! Its that simple to me now you all have had a good look at her and the truth is OUT GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF TOY UP THERE I AM PRAYING FOR YOU ALL

  3. St. Louie Lewie says

    How did you manage to get so many TRUTHS into so few paragraphs without our computer EXPLODING. Great job, Charley. I’m sure the right wing lunatics will be after you again for this.

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