Dear President Obama, I want justice.
I want you to serve not our enemies, but those of us with tears of joy over your inauguration.
I want you to lead America in treating our veterans with generosity, gratitude, and dignity.
I want the Attorney General of the United States to man up.
I want the Fairness Doctrine back in place.
I want transparency and clear sunshine on every political action.
I want lifetime single-payer health care for every tax-paying American, not just Congress.
I want laws that mean something, laws with sharp teeth, against corporate polluting.
I want video of Dick Chaney being arrested and perp-walked for criminal conspiracy…and, if there’s time, tortured.
I want there to be enough time.
I want Limbaugh investigated for drug abuse.
I want Christine O’Donnell indicted for stealing political contributions.
I want Rupert Murdoch deported to his beloved Australia for being complicit in abetting attempts to overthrow the US Government.
I want McConnell, Boner, and their larcenous anti-American senatorial puppets to be charged with malfeasance.
I want the US Supreme Court to be honest, untainted, and non-partisan.
I want Texas bigots out of the schoolbook business.
I want the Dicks, Chaney and Armey, to be cellmates.
I want Sarah Palin to never stop talking.
I want an enlightened southeastern USA. (Good luck with that one.)
I want the tea party to keep on embarrassing itself.
I want Ann Coulter gelded.
I want Bill O’Reilly’s pomposity cause him to explode.
I want to smack Sean Hannity in his lying mouth.
I want Roger Ailes caught on film nursing Glenn Beck.
Some of this might be beyond your control. That’s okay. Time works magic, and payback’s a beautiful thing.