Friday, 3 August 2018
Dear Mr President,
As part of his perpetual media blitz, Trump consigliari Rudy Giuliani granted an interview to Chief Legal Reporter Trixie Gavilan of the Western (“We Get In While You’re Out”) Flicker.
Trixie: Mr Giuliani, Michael Cohen is saying . . .
Cohen is talking about the pre-planning meeting, which is absurd as everyone on the campaign knows because they never planned anything, let alone pre.
Rudy: Lies! Fake! Hoax! Witch! Many meetings about Russian adoption – actual, planning, and pre-planning, not to mention post-actual and damage diversion – and none actually happened, as everyone who wasn’t there swears or would if they had been there, which they weren’t. Cohen is talking about the pre-planning meeting, which is absurd as everyone on the campaign knows because they never planned anything, let alone pre. And anyway, one of the people who didn’t attend was this Mana-something person, who was such a nothing – collector of oriental rugs or something – that his non-presence just shows how nothing it was. No connection to Trump. He didn’t really know him, just let him run the campaign because he worked for free, and a mutual friend – Oleg somebody-or-other – recommended him. And Trump wasn’t criticizing Conflicted Mueller’s investigation of himself, but his unrelated one of that rug guy and the money he moved in and out of the country without paying taxes on it – perfectly legal. When Trump told his mini-AG what he “should” do, he was just expressing the First Amendment right of every accused person to demand an end to any investigation that hasn’t already produced evidence beyond a reasonable doubt as has been found by a jury that might be empaneled, but won’t because there isn’t any such evidence produced by an investigation that should be canceled and will be. Totally different from the clear intimidation by this R. B. G. person, one of the Supremes – not one of those old prima donnas in the white gowns, but the even older ones in the black ones – who said she was “not going anywhere.” Clear threat, tampering, violation of oath! We’ll drag her out of the gym in handcuffs!
Received by the White House at 2:39 AM EST, 3 August 2018