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The GOP’s Two Tents (Too Tense)

Jerry Drucker: The Tea Party People have GOP reign drops falling on their heads and most seem totally unaware how they're being used.

The current Republican Party doesn't appear to know its wigwam from a teepee, its right from its far right, or its don't touch yourself or my guns, but the GOP is firmly under both tents and everybody else's tent. The Tea Party People are suckers for Frank Luntz's black art of fear and hate words. In his word world a witch can be good or bad according to the slant. TP's are not rocket scientists and they not only hate rocket science, but also our Constitution, our laws, our history, our religious freedom and our duly elected President.

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The Tea Party People have GOP reign drops falling on their heads and most seem totally unaware how they're being used. Many $millions of the anti-Government Koch Brothers Corporate oil money has stealthily been poured under both tents, along with Rupert Murdoch, Australian-born media magnate and founder, chairman and CEO of News Corporation. It turns out Murdoch, an un-American made American has huge satellite dealings with Communist China and not for the benefit of the United States.

Bringing us to the analogy of 'The Camel's Nose in the Tent.' One cold night, a Koch/Murdoch Camel gently thrust his nose under the TEA PARTY Person's tent that had been unknowingly supplied by the K/M camel.

K/M CAMEL: "Oh mighty Tea Party Person, let me put my nose in your tent, since it is so cold and stormy outside."

TEA PARTY PERSON: "Of course, your nose is welcome and will fit nicely in our small tent."

K/M CAMEL: "We will get along very well. We like how you think and you will like what we think and say." A little later the Tea Party Person woke up and found the K/M Camel had his head and neck in the tent."I will take but little more room if I place my forelegs within the tent."

TPP: "Okay, you gave us transport to get our tent this far, so you may put your forelegs within our small tent."

After a short time the K/M CAMEL said: "May I not stand wholly inside, that way the tent will not be open?"

Very sleepy now, the TPP said: "I guess that's alright." The TPP falls asleep again. The K/M CAMEL moves into the cramped tent. When the TPP woke up he was outside in the cold and the K/M CAMEL had the tent to himself.

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When you think about it, the Republicans have not won an election legitimately since Ike Eisenhower. If the GOP didn't steal, lie, corrupt and intimidate they could never win an election, because they're always against We the People. Watergate, the October Surprise, the Dirty Tricks, Iraq, Oil and Energy policy, Iraq, 911 after 56 'Hair on Fire warnings.' So when the scary elephant sticks its' nose under your tent, punch him in the trunk!

Jerry Drucker

Jerry Drucker is a freelance writer and screenwriter, political progressive letter writer, a member of Valley Democrats United, Democratic Club of Camarillo and Valley Grassroots for Democracy. A graduate of the UCLA Film School . Jerry was voted as the 41st AD Man of the Year for 2008 by the LA County Democratic Party members.

Published with permission from the VDU Newsletter, Margie Murray, editor.