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Neanderthals

From their refuge in a remote and undisclosed location, some of the world’s last surviving Neanderthals let it be known that they are not going to take any more mindless slurs from so-called “modern humans.”

If ‘modern humans’ really understood how to live in harmony with nature as well as we do, you wouldn’t be in the sorry fix you’re in!

After President Biden and Texas Governor Abbott accused each other of “Neanderthal thinking” with regard to dealing with the Covid19 pandemic, a Neanderthal band member (speaking without attribution because they were not authorized to speak with the press, or with any other “modern human” for that matter) said, “Enough already with this foolishness!”

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Pointing out that Neanderthals actually have bigger brains than so-called “modern humans,” the band member said that it wasn’t Neanderthals who overpopulated the earth, mined minerals and fossil fuels that Dog Almighty intended to stay in the ground, or invented densely populated cities where diseases like Covid19 could spread.

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“If ‘modern humans’ really understood how to live in harmony with nature as well as we do,” said the Neanderthal, “you wouldn’t be in the sorry fix you’re in!”

John Peeler