UN Revokes U.S.A.’s First World Status Designation
Brian Biery: Fox News reported, however, that the Trump Administration had recently applied to the UN for ‘most favored nation status’ and that the president’s inner circle was waiting expectantly for the results of its application as it would be a first for the country.
Measure for Measure: The Globalist Plot to Change the Metric System
John Peeler: They’re all out to get me. Now they’re conspiring with 60 other countries to impose the kilogram and deep-six the pound. It’s the GLOBALIST DEEP STATE!
The Russia-Trump Conspiracy Theory Is a Dead Letter: Here’s Why
Ted Rall: Democratic leaders are confused. They’ve got the newspapers and NPR and a passel of cable news stations all over their “Trump colluded with Russia” story. Why don’t people care? Christ, even Democratic voters don’t care!
“Me Too” Bags Another: Disgraced School Chief Quits
Ralph E. Shaffer: Giving only their first names, and with the camera focused on them from the neck down to protect their privacy, each of the shaken women described, in quavering voices, what Farrow had done to them years ago.
Laughin' to Keep From Cryin': Lewis Black Coming to Dry the Tears at a Venue Near You
Jaime O’Neill: Lewis Black was freaking out before freaking out became the norm. He's the living embodiment of exasperation, the personification of what a sane person looks like when driven 'round the bend by the madness we all live with.
Mississippi Moving Capital from Jackson to Memphis
H. Scott Prosterman: Anyone who has read Faulkner or Tennessee Williams knows that Memphis has ALWAYS been the cultural and spiritual capital of the Magnolia State, so let’s go ahead and make it official.
If All Else Succeeds, Be Late for Your Own Funeral
Michael Sigman: Nowadays, you can't watch cable news for 10 minutes without hearing a talking head hold forth with a "having said that," a "game changer" a "double down" or a "walk back."
Do the Laws of Robotics Apply to Meatspace Avatars?
Rev. Square: For readers not already acquainted with them, the Laws of Robotics are a 20th century fabulist's attempt to formulate a logically consistent, morally adequate, and reasonably enduring moral code for imaginary, yet-to-be-inventable robots.
Bain Capital Meets Frankenstorm: It's An Ill Wind That Blows No Good
Rich Broderick: In the wake of megastorm Sandy, Bain Capital, which was co-founded by Mitt Romney and where he served as CEO until he resigned in 1999 but didn't actually resign until 2002 when he really meant it, is planning to make a leveraged buyout of the entire Northeast.
Etch-a-Sketch Mitt: Romney Campaign Faces Possible Lawsuit
Rick Broderick: In the case of Mitt Romney, we believe that the candidate has gone a bridge too far in appropriating the Bob Dobbs personality and stylistic attributes,