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In 1998, Businessman Willard "Mitt" Romney gave a speech: “Bain Capital is an investment partnership which was formed to invest in startup companies and ongoing companies, then to take an active hand in managing them and hopefully, five to eight years later, to harvest them at a significant profit.” So the successful businessman apparently now wishes to HARVEST THE UNITED STATES, as he would for a food crop. So in the spirit of Romney’s interests in cooked books, here are some recipes:

romney pizza

(With apologies to Betty Crocker)

10 billion Citizen/United Ponzi Pizza $Dough

  • 3 tax cuts for rich raising Ponzi dough privatizing Social Security & Medicare
  • 1 to 1 1/2 million unadulterated lies (Fox News Brand)
  • 1 billion unfiltered packages of hypocrisy
  • 2 tons rhetoric (May substitute de-flowered virgin snake oil)
  • 1 coup of the U.S. Supreme Court
  • 2 tons – Bigotry and Hate powder
  • 20% tax cut for top 2% so the rich can use loopholes to pay 0%
  • ½ ton of Projection (Same as lies, but stating/using Democrat’s political victories)
  • 2 ½ tons “Just say no”
  • 2.4 million jobs shipped overseas during ‘W’ era
  • 12 million suppressed voters
  • 1 million Poll Goons to intimidate minority voters
  • 10 million shredded Democratic registration forms
  • ½ ton minced Ponziromney/RyanAynRand Cheese

The unmentioned ingredients will be available after their election

Heat rhetoric to high temperature @450`. Prepare and add Ponzi Pizza kneaded Dough. Mix rhetoric and dried unadulterated lies until smooth, add suppressed voters, Bigotry and Hate powder, Poll Goons, shredded registration forms, Rush, Sean, Bill and all other ingredients until lumpy, place in Fox News MacroWave until over done.
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Author’s Comment: Prevaricators Mitt and Paul serve up this Ponzi Pizza recipe for profit. Their recipe sucks like a Hoover . (Not the vacuum cleaner, but the Great Depression Republican Herbert Hoover) Mitt and Paul’s Ponzi Pizza is the same Herbert Hoover plan of running the country like a business. The intent is to privatize the nation to please Mitt and Paul’s voracious appetite for profit and taxpayers subsidies for the mega corporations and billionaires. * See FDR’s 1936 comment regarding Republicans at bottom of this article for simple explanation of how these recipes came into being.

romney domino pizza


  • 4 more wars
  • 100 tons B S.
  • 300 Military/industrial complex no bid contracts

GOP Chicken Hawks (those who have never been plucked for military service)

  • Limbaugh’s use of a rear burner boil to become a Chicken Hawk
  • Special ingredients to create false nuclear information
  • Cheney/Rumsfeld Special Operation mix of False Facts and False Information


  • 1 attack Mitt - Bravado
  • 1 school boy glassy popeyed Paul
  • 1 over blown Mitt
  • 1 true flip flop ttiM “I’ll stand by any statement before and after I say it”
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Mix all debates together for the Media to keep it cooking creating what seems to be a close hot race hoping voters start to believe it .


  • 200 Japanese Kobe beef steaks for Billionaire Donors @ $200 ea. Steak
  • 10 kilos Caspian Russian Beluga Caviar @ $25,000 per kilo (in gold tins)
  • 50 Lbs. of Hop Shoots from UK @ $1,250 per pound
  • 5 kilos Black Truffles from France @ Market Price
  • 10 imported Off Shore Cordon Bleu Chefs @ $200,000

Let the Cordon bleu Chefs fight over how they want to cook and serve. The evening
netted Romney over $10 million at Boca Raton (Rats Mouth)


  • 200 gallons of whipping cream.
  • 1 $billion to make people believe the Democrats don’t have a chance
  • 1 Byzantine beef – Rape/incest GOP New/old War on Women trademark


  • “GOP Walk a crooked mile to get to the place you want to go”
  • “Accept rape as God’s will and have child even if it kills you”
  • “Truth is in the eye of the beholder, so you are permitted to lie”

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Franklin Delano Roosevelt attacked the Republicans in 1936 regarding their attack on taxes, job creation, and Social Security. What ever happened to the old axiom: “If we don’t learn from history, we are bound to repeat it.”

ROOSEVELT : 1936 – Warning against the GOP. ‘Let me warn you and let me warn the nation against the smooth evasion which says,’ “Of course we believe all these things; we believe in Social Security; we believe in work for the unemployed; we believe in saving homes. Cross our hearts and hope to die, we believe in all these things; but we do not like the way the present administration is doing them. Just turn them over to us. We will do all of them. We will do more of them we will do them better; and, most important of all, the doing of them will not cost anybody anything.”

Jerry Drucker

Jerry Drucker

Valley Dems United -- Margie Murray, Editor

Published: Saturday, 3 November 2012