The Corporate Pledge of Allegiance

corporate donorsDespite what the Supreme Court and Mitt Romney say, corporations aren’t people. (I’ll believe they are when Georgia and Texas start executing them.)

The Court thinks corporations have First Amendment rights to spend as much as they want on politics, and Romney (and most of his fellow Regressives) think they need lower taxes and fewer regulations in order to be competitive.

These positions are absurd on their face. By flooding our democracy with their shareholders’ money, big corporations are violating their shareholders’ First Amendment rights because shareholders aren’t consulted. They’re simultaneously suppressing the First Amendment rights of the rest of us because, given how much money they’re throwing around, we don’t have enough money to be heard.

And they’re indirectly giving non-Americans (that is, all their foreign owners, investors, and executives) a say in how Americans are governed. Pardon me for being old-fashioned but I didn’t think foreign money was supposed to be funneled into American elections.

Romney’s belief big corporations need more money and lower costs in order to create jobs is equally baffling. Big corporations are now sitting on $2 trillion of cash and enjoying near-record profits. The ratio of profits to wages is higher than it’s been since before the Great Depression. And a larger and larger portion of those profits are going to top executives. (CEO pay was 40 times the typical worker in the 1980s; it’s now upwards of 300 times.)

robert reichBut, hey, if the Supreme Court and regressive Republicans insist big corporations are people and want to treat them as American citizens, then why not demand big corporations take a pledge of allegiance to the United States?

And if they don’t take the pledge, we should boycott them. (Occupiers — are you listening?)

Here’s what a Corporate Pledge of Allegiance might look like:

The Corporate Pledge of Allegiance to the United States

The [fill in blank] company pledges allegiance to the United States of America. To that end:

    • We pledge to create more jobs in the United States than we create outside the United States, either directly or in our foreign subsidiaries and subcontractors.
    • If we have to lay off American workers, we will give them severance payments equal to their weekly wage times the number of weeks they’ve work for us.
    • We further pledge that no more than 20 percent of our total labor costs will be outsourced abroad.
    • We pledge to keep a lid on executive pay so no executive is paid more than 50 times the median pay of American workers. We define “pay” to include salary, bonuses, health benefits, pension benefits, deferred salary, stock options, and every other form of compensation.
    • We pledge to pay at least 30 percent of money earned in the United States in taxes to the United States. We won’t shift our money to offshore tax havens and won’t use accounting gimmicks to fake how much we earn.
    • robert reichWe pledge not to use our money to influence elections.

Companies that make the pledge are free to use it in their ads over the Christmas shopping season.

Robert Reich
Robert Reich’s Blog 


  1. Ray Bishop says

    Sounds great, but the only pledge you will get them to take is the one to the Corporations Benefit.

    “We pledge to screw anyone and everyone possible to get every last dime from customers and the government of the United States while using the cheapest products and labor possible, to pay off in bribery funds in tax deductible dollars whomever possible for our benefit, to hide behind the corporate shield for any wrongdoing, and to avoid taxes by using offshore accounts and influencing corrupt politicians who might try to enforce regulations to prevent us from succeeding in our mission.”

    “To promote our pledge as a benefit to America as our remaining profits will create jobs after providing funds for the idle rich and to hold allegiance to politicians, any foreign government with its power elite that will support our pledge to America.”

    “God Bless America and the prosperity, natural resources, and all the entitlements it provides to those who might afford it.”

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